rhymes with "ouble enetration"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You may now shotgun with the bride
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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