sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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