i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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