No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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