if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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