Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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