My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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