Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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