In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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