My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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