Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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