It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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