now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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