She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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