my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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