Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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