its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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