I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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