why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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