after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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