I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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