i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
just tell him i said nine months
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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