Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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