I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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