Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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