What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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