if only i could text you this smell
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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