If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
