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He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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