yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
50% drunk capacity currently
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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