just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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