.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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