My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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