Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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