She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You can't just leave with hair like that
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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