I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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