So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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