i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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