man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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