But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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