normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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