But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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