i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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