So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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