I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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