I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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