absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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