I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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