If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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