Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
accomplished twins. life is a go
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
