How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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