I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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